Everything about this is true EXCEPT she’s not in college. Outside of the US, College is different. Here in Canada, University and College are two different things. In the UK, College/Sixth Form is what you can attend at age 16-19 after you graduate high school at age 15. Eleanor goes to University since she’s 21.
Eleanor Calder is a human being. She is 21 years old, and attends college. That’s it. She is not a celebrity to idolize. She is not a god to worship. She is not a trusted authoritative figure in your life. She is not someone you should build your life around. She is
Nicki Minaj has absolutely no time for bullshit
We’re not good friends. Most of us never found the time to get to know you. But that doesn’t mean we haven’t noticed you. We don’t talk about it much, but it’s no secret that Sunnydale High isn’t really like other high schools. A lot of weird stuff happens here. But whenever there was a problem or something creepy happened, you seemed to show up and stop it. Most of the people here have been saved by you. Or helped by you at one time or another. We’re proud to say that the class of ‘99 has the lowest mortality rate of any graduating class in Sunnydale history. And we know that at least part of that is because of you. So the senior class offers its thanks and gives you, uh… this. It’s from all of us. And it has written here, Buffy Summers — Class Protector.
Stills from the recently released trailer for The Secret Life of Walter Mitty, also known as the most beautiful trailer you’ll see this year.